The Utimate Nonsensical Table Tennis GLOSSARY 📖

Anti-Spin………………….A news channel with no reporters. 

Bling-Pong………………..A paddle with a diamond encrusted edge.

Chop-aholic……………...One who will dink you under the table.

D-Pens Holder……………What some older players use.

Edge………………….……For you 90% skill, your opponent 90% luck.

Five Hour Tenergy………..A rubber infused with an energy drink.

Gorilla Glue…………Used by players certain about their choice of rubber.

Hard Bat……………..A winged mammal stuck outside in sub-zero temps.

Inverted Rubber…………..Introverted sheets that want to hide all pimples.

Joolagy……………………..What some balls get when they are stepped on.

Kill-her-spin………………..Something I couldn’t do to Lily Zhang

Looper……………………….I’m not A Looper, I’m a total B Looper.

Multi-Ball…………………..A popcorn popper full of projectiles.

Net Neutrality………………Does one ever perceive the net as neutral?

OFF+………………………..An Offensive plus irritating opponent.

Pips…………………………I have an aversion to this non-inversion.

Quack………………………These Poly balls don’t quack too often.

Rating………………………Often an imaginary number.

Serve………………………..I had a soft serve at Dairy Queen.

Third Ball Attack…………..A three course Big Smack Attack.

Underspinner……………….One who is a pushover.

Vulcanizing………………….Having a mind meld with your paddle.

Whiff-Waff…………Did you get a whiff of that waff? A doubles whodunit.

Xiom…………………………..A cool table tennis brand name pronounced ‘axiom’. Axiom means a rule or principle widely accepted as obviously true and not needing to be proved…just like this blog eh!

Yasaka…………………Ya sock it to me with that Mark V.

Zzzzz……………………Watching two pushers.